Lately I've been struggling with the idea that everyone has that one person that they like that turns them into a blubbering fool and that guy that likes you but you politely shoe away because he don't fulfill all of the qualities on the checklist. And then there are those guys that fall in between... the ones you don't like but keep around and give them a smidge of hope because even though you don't like them they way they like you because secretly you like the attention. Unfortunately I cant completely be an ass to these types because I always seem to find a quality that makes me want to be friends with them... and slowly I begin to appreciate them as a part of my life and/or schedule. Sometimes the conditions become worse and we start TALKING! And by talking... I mean talkin talkin. Everybody should know what talkin talkin means but if not...
Talkin Talkin: When two people take a questionable path between friendship and relationship status without labeling the engagement of conversation.
Ex: "I thought they were just friends, but I think they talkin."
"Like talkin talkin?"
But that's a NO NO!
How to know you're starting to give in to this guy:
*You allow him to text you and actually text back (he got your number from work, or some other creepy not-you source)
*Your replies have more characters than a tweet
*Your phony ha-ha laughs at his slick flirty comments become girly giggles
*You actually send a pic when he says "I need a contact picture for when I text you"
*When your girls ask you why you are talking to him you say stupid shit like "he's sweet"
If you find yourself in this situation and want out use the following steps:
*The fake boyfriend- often this does not work, a guy that you've unintentionally led on this far will be hurt but will not care about competition
*The broken phone- "Oh I didn't get your call my phone has been actin up lately"
*Claim random homo sexuality- "I'm gay now sorry" to add emphasis ask your best friend to play along
*Move to Bosnia- you don't really have to move but if you only know him through social media or something its easy to act like you are no longer accessible
*Act like you have several children- no guy wants extra responsibility so put like 3 car seats in your car, tag photos of your nieces, nephews, cousins, little brothers with suggestive captions like "aww look at my baby" on Facebook
If none of these work and this guy still cant get enough of your homosexual, broke phone having, baby-daddy drama, five kid toting ass try this:
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